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• Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
  -- Will Roge...
• Psychic comedians have a sixth sense of humor.
• Why bother phoning a psychic? Let them phone you!
• Lisa: Anyway, Mom, maybe you should go into therapy.
  Marge: No, I don't need therapy, I'm fine. And it's too expensive....
• Why do pensioners have to eat catfood?
• Why do I have to Work for a living?
• The real thing doesn't advertise.
• What do you call a short psychic who escapes from prison? A small medium at large.
• I used to have a psychic girlfriend but she dumped me before we met.