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• Why don't you pair 'em up in threes? -- Yogi Berra
• You know you should be swimming when . . . At home, you close all the drapes, take off your clothes and don a pair of swim fins.
• Hank: Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins?
  Look in your closet; there's a pair for you....
• Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. -- Robert Byrne
• Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins, you can't imagine the smell.
• Have you ever wondered why aquarium water tastes funny?
• Marge: Lisa, your father and I are very concerned about this warning.
  I really hope you try harder. Homer: Whew!...
• If you've never met a student from the University of Chicago, I'll describe him to you.
  If you give him a glass of water, he says, "This is a glass of water....
• Why do women wear a pair of panties and one bra?