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• The other day I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter.
  One of them says to the other, "How do you like that. Pay toilets!" -- Dave Sta...
• To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is. DICK CAVETT
• Did you hear about the compulsive gambler who drove to Las Vegas, pulled up to a parking meter, put a dime in -- - and lost his car.
• I feel like a wet parking meter on Darvon! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
  -- Dick Cavett, in "Playboy", 1971...
• It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear. -- Dick Cave
• There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
  -- Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate...
• We noticed that the bride was pregnant. So at the wedding everyone threw puffed rice.
  -- Dick Cave...
• If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
  -- real standing law in Florida, United States of America...