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• Uncle Cosmo ... why do they call this a word processor?
  "It's simple, Skyler ... you've seen what food processors do to food, right?...
• Uncle Cosmo, why do they call this a word processor?
  It's simple, Skyler. You've seen what food processors do to food, right?...
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