Why Don't You Ever Enter And CONTESTS, Marvin?? Don't You Know Your Own ZIPCODE?

Why Don't You Ever Enter And CONTESTS, Marvin?? Don't You Know Your Own ZIPCODE?

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Why don't you ever enter and CONTESTS, Marvin??
Don't you know your own ZIPCODE?
-- Zippy the Pinhead

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