Why Don't You Get A Toupee With Some Brains In It? -- Moe Howard
Why don't you get a toupee with some brains in it?
-- Moe Howard
A mental midget. -- Moe Howard
Only fools are positive. -- Moe Howard
Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs.
O'Problem? First name, Bea. Moe: Uh, yeah, just a minute, I'll check....
Moe: Sorry, Grampa, but I gotta stash ya in the bathroom so Betty won't get wise to us.
[sets Grampa up between two urinals, and plugs him in] Grampa...
Marge answers the door] Moe: Oh, h -- hi, Marge. I heard you and Homer broke up so I'm declaring my intentions to move in on his territory.
Here, I, uh...brung you some posies. Marge...
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for a while?
Come on, we're not going to hurt it. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Why don't you sue your brains for non-support?
Moe: Go on, take it all. Get it all out of here. Barney
You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers....
Homer: [gasps] You know Lucius Sweet?! He's one of the biggest names in boxing!
He's exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and he looks just like him, too!...