Why Does It Matter If We All Put Our Pants On One Leg At A Time?
Why does it matter if we all put our pants on one leg at a time?
In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time.
I broke a leg one time, spilt coffee all over...
Why are we all put here to suffer and die?
If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we put all of the women there?
Abe: That's _my_ ambulance. I called for it four hours ago.
Homer: Marge, how did you know -- Marge: That the pants would rip?...
There comes a time in the life of us all when we must lay aside our books or put down our tools and leave our place of work and walk forth on the road to meet the enemy face-to-face.
Once and for all and at last. -- Edward Abbey...
Let us not hold ourselves above our fellow human beings, no matter how great the disparity.
To withhold your scorn is already beautiful. To see how we are all of one family is compassion....
Today, a young man tripping on LSD realized that all matter is merely energy condensed through a slow vibratio
we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, life is only a dream, and we are all our own imagination....
Bart: And then, he claimed he was the one who turned cats and dogs against each other.
Why is he always making up those crazy stories?...