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• Bash any key, and put this puppy out of my wife's misery.
• What does Bill Clinton say after sex? "Be home in an hour, Hillary.
• If a man runs after money - that man is money-crazy.
  If a man keeps the money he earns - he is a capitalist....
• Hillary's in charge of Bill's balls.
• Each man takes care that his neighbor shall not cheat him.
  But a day comes when he begins to care that he does not cheat his neighbor....
• This hand to tyrants...this finger to Bill and Hillary!!!
• If that man in the PTL is such a healer, why can't he make his wife's hairdo go down?
  -- Robin William...
• There's nothing like a good does of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.
  -- Clare Booth Luce...
• In Corning, Iowa, it's a misdemeanor for a man to ask his wife to ride in any motor vehicle.