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• If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? -- Spanky (Steve McFarlin)
• I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• Why do I have to have a bag on my head? In order, nin-com-poop, that she should believe you're her husband!
  Why..did he use to wear a bag on his head? -- Baldrick and Edmund : Head...
• If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs? -- Marvin Kitma
• Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
  A: "The elephants are coming over the hill." Q: What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?...
• What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).