Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Why didn't we do this six years ago? "We were not ready.
I was. "No. We were both too young, too unaware. We lacked commitment....
Why did Shakespeare use so many famous quotations in his work?
Why did she love him ? Curious fool - be still - Is human love the growth of the human will ?
-- Lord Byro...
Why did the Albanion working class revolt?
Why did the blonde have a bruised navel? Her boyfriend's blonde, too.
Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out light bulbs.
Why did the Chtorran cross the road? To eat everything on the other side.
Why did the Chtorran eat Mt. Everest? Because it was there.
Why did the Chtorran eat only one of the Vice-President's legs?
It didn't want to leave him without a leg to stand on....
Why did the Clintons send Chelsea to a private school?
The secret service would be out-gunned at a public school....

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