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• You send `em to school ... they eat the books.
• Rangemaster: Well, since you attended public school I'm going to assume that you're already proficient with small arm
  o we'll start you off with something a little more advanced....
• Did you hear about the new rule at the girls' school. Lights out by ten, candles by eleven.
• Bart: I'm outta here. Skinny, Krabby, catch ya later.
  Skinner: Uh, hold on, Bart. May we have a word with you?...
• You've never been out of school! You don't know what it's like out there!
  I've worked in the the private sector. They expect results....
• Private enterprise ... makes OK private action which would be considered dishonest in public action.
  -- John Fitzgerald Kennedy (1917-1963)...
• School is a job.
• I went to college--majored in philosophy. My father said, "Why don't you minor in communications so you can wonder out loud?
  So I did. I got out of school, landed a job as a morning DJ on an all-philosophy radio statio...
• Did you hear about the sweet young journalism-school graduate who quit when she found out that the house organ she'd been hired to work on was attached to the editor.