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• Why did the Chtorran eat Mt. Everest? Because it was there.
• Why did the Chtorran cross the road? To eat everything on the other side.
• What would a Chtorran get if it ate the Vice-President? Our deepest sympathies.
• Why is the King of Hearts the only one without a moustache?
• Vice President Dan Quayle won't be in the Office today, since his wife was sick and there was no one else available to dress him.
• What would a Chtorran get if it ate the President? Heartburn.
• This table has four legs. A table with a broken leg remains a table.
  But a table from which the four legs have been removed becomes only a flat piece of wood....
• A man who was loved by three hundred women singled me out to live with him.
  Why? I was the only one without a cat. -- Elayne Boosle...
• Homer: Oh, these sure are comfortable chairs. Bu
  Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?...