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Why can't we ever attempt to solve a problem in this country without having a 'War' on it?
-- Rich Thomso...
Why can't we just spell it orderves?
Why can't you be a non-conformist -- like everone else?
Why can't you remember to put the toilet seat BACK DOWN?
Why can't your mind be as open as your mouth always is?
Why can you never buy a bottle of shampoo without 25 percent extra in it?
Why can you only have two doors on a chicken coop? If it had four it would be a chicken sedan.
Why Cars Stop Moving" by M. T. Tank
Why comes temptation, but for man to meet And master and make crouch beneath his foot, And so be pedestaled in triumph?
-- Robert Browning (1812-1890) -- The Ring and the Book, The Pope, Line 1185...
Why did Bach have 20 children? He had no stops on his organ.
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