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Why Can You Never Buy A Bottle Of Shampoo Without 25 Percent Extra In It?
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Why can you never buy a bottle of shampoo without 25 percent extra in it?
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Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free?
Shampiquefy: diluting shampoo so that you don't have to buy more yet.
Why buy Cologne when you can wipe a magazine on you.
Palimony -- why buy the bull when you can milk him for free?
I can remember when a good politician had to be 75 percent ability and 25 percent actor, but I can well see the day when the reverse could be true.
-- Harry Truma...
I can remember when a good politician had to be 75 percent ability and 25 percent actor, but I can well see the day when the reverse could be true.
-- Harry Truma...
Yasser Arafat is a shampoo addict. You can tell, since he is always running around with that towel on his head.
On marriage: Why buy a book when you can borrow one from the library?
