Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free?
Why call them back from heaven?
Why C++ and not ++C?
Why can one call the time component of the preceding 4-vector by the name energy?
For two reasons: First, because this time component has the correct units -- the units of mass....
Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Why can't Cajun be a minority?
Why can't I say 'Big Hard Disk' in echomail?
Why can't I use my A.M. radio in the afternoons!?!
Why can't life have a "Snooze" button?
Why can't life's big problems come when we are twenty and know everything?

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