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• Why shouldn't WOMEN have to put the toilet seat back UP?!
• I learned to put the [toilet] seat down... it makes you look like a warm, caring, sensitive human being.
  -- Ralph Noble...
• Why do women always forget to put the seat back up ?
• With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• Have you actually tasted an airline toilet seat?
• SMILEY :-{ -__-: after slamming the toilet sea
• He can remember the night he lost his innocence in the back seat of the family car.
  It would have been even more memorable if he hadn't been alone. -- Red Butto...
• Lisa: Why don't you go see Grampa? Bart: What can &l
  he> do? Lisa: He'll give you good advice. He's the toughest Simpson alive....
• If you sprinkle while you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat. -- Toilet graffiti