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• You have reached "Senior Master" status.
• It is indeed a great idea to work your way through college with a job, and it is even better if the job is still there when you graduate.
• What is status? Status is when the President calls you for your opinion.
  Uh, no... Status is when the President calls you in to discuss a problem with him....
• What did the freshman computer science major say when he was told that the work stations had mice?
  Don't you have a cat?...
• Did you hear about the freshman coed who decided not to sign up for a course in sex education when she heard the final exam would be oral.
• College students should be encouraged to pursue subjects that interest them rather than seek programs that promise entry into the job market.
• Systems programmer: A person in sandals who has been in the elevator with the senior vice president and is ultimately responsible for a phone call you are to receive from you boss.
• New Status Symbol For The 90's A Job....
• Ferenghi: pn.* A college freshman after his first beer.