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• And away we go! -- Jackie Gleaso
• It isn't easy being a fat narcissist. -- Jackie Gleaso
• You think New York is bad? You ought to go to Detroit.
  You can go ten blocks and never leave the scene of the crime. -- Red Skelto...
• Prostitutes go to jail. Their customers go home and read the New York Times.
  In this country you're allowed to buy anything. If you need a shirt, you have a right to buy it....
• New York's alright if you like saxophones.
• You mean *I'M* teaching the camping merit badge?
• New York...when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you. -- David Letterma
• The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. -- Jackie Gleaso