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  When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck....
• Nobody gets justice. People get good luck or bad luck. -- Orson Welle
• Good luck!
• Sex is all right but it's not as good as the real thing.
• Humility is no substitute for a good personality!
• Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute.
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• Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing. -- Walt Kelly