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When I was young, we had to carve our CPU's out of wood.
When I was young, we had to carve our taglines from WOOD.
When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day.
When I was your age we ate wood and rocks ... Cripes! - Re
When I was your age we carved our transistors out of wood.
When I was your age, we had to walk 10 miles to a...
When I went in to buy the fur coat, the salesman told me, "You never in your life saw a coat this luxurious, this fine.
And he takes the coat and throws it on the floor ... You wanna try it on, you...
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?
' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' -- Steven Wrigh...
When I works, I works hard. When I sits, I sits loose. When I thinks, I falls asleep.
When [Jack Kennedy] ran for office the first time, he carried a loose-leaf book of quotations around with him.
One of them was from his father. "More men die of jealousy than of cancer," it read. ...

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