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When killing killers is outlawed, only killers will kill.
When Kip Compton is found, the check is in the....
When Klingons pluck their eyebrows, they do it with HONOR
When large numbers of men are unable to find work, unemployment results.
-- Oxymoron -- Calvin Coolidge...
When late morning rolls around and you're feeling a bit out of sorts, don't worry
you're probably just a little eleven o'clockish. -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A....
When leaving taglines, always make sure you have enough ro
When Life does not find a singer to sing her heart she produces a philosopher to speak her mind.
-- Kahlil Gibra...
When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
When life hands you lemons make Strawberry Daiquiris.
When living in the fast lane, remember to watch out for the center divider.

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