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What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu? Six sick Sikhs (sic).
What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy.
What do you call a hippie with no legs? A veteran.
What do you call a JAP 10? A JAP 3 with $7,000,000 in the bank.
What do you call a JAP on a water bed? Lake Placid.
What do you call a JAP on waterbed? A cherry float.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 40?...RICH!
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow.
What do you call a potato in orbit? A spudnik.
What do you call a potato that commits a crime? A perpetater.
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