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• What do you call a JAP 10? A JAP 3 with $7,000,000 in the bank.
• What do you call a JAP on a water bed? Lake Placid.
• What do you get when you cross a JAP with a computer? A machine that never goes down.
• What's the difference between a JAP and an elephant?
  10 pounds. How do you get them to be the same? Force feed the elephant....
• How do you tickle a JAP? Gucci, Gucci, Gucci.
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• What do you call a female clown? A Clunt :-)
• What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy.
• What do you call a hippie with no legs? A veteran.