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• Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: What does it matter?
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• What do you call a female clown? A Clunt :-)
• What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy.
• What do you call a potato in orbit? A spudnik.
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• What do you call 32 redneck women? A full set of teeth.
• What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!