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What do you call a 6' 6" Angolan Guerilla with a sub-machine gun and six hand-grenades? "Sir.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick! -- Bill Kirchenbaum, comedia
What do you call a bouncer in a gay bar? A flame thrower.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with wings? Linda McCartney.
What do you call a female clown? A Clunt :-)
What do you call a good-looking, intelligent guy in Millet? A tourist.
What do you call a group of Italian astronauts? Specimen.
What do you call a group of kids with low IQ's, drinking diet cola, eating fruit, and singing?
The Moron Tab and Apple Choir....
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