Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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What do you get when you cross a JAP with a computer? A machine that never goes down.
What do you get when you cross a Klingon with a politician?
Someone in Washington who might actually get something done!...
What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a draft dodger? Chelsea
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a sheep? A sweater with eight sleeves.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede? A walkie-talkie, of course.
What do you get when you cross a pitbull with a cattle prod? Bitten.
What do you get when you crossbreed Dos, Win & Mac? OS/2! & then some...
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat miner.
What do you get when you drop a piano on a battlefield? A-flat Major.
What do you get when you employ a Kiev resident as a movie critic? Glowing reviews.

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