Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis, and gonorrhea? An incurable romantic.
What do you call that little bag golfers carry their tees in?
What do you call the caped crusader and his sidekick after they got run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and Ribbon....
What do you call the WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a lawyer, and believes in social causes?
A failure....
What do you call useless flesh around a pussy? Woma
What do you despise? By this are you truly known.
-- Frank Herbert, Dune, Manual of MuadDib by Princess Irula...
What do you do if an Irishman throws a pin at you? Run like hell, he's got a grenade in his mouth!!
What do you do if you find an epileptic in your bathtub? Throw in some soap and a load of laundry.
What do you do when you've written more books than you've read?
What do you do you do with 42 binary trees? Make a binary forest.

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