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• What do you call a JAP 10? A JAP 3 with $7,000,000 in the bank.
• What do you call a JAP on waterbed? A cherry float.
• Q: What do you call a million cats at the bottom of Lake Michigan? A: A good start.
• What do you get when you cross a JAP with a computer? A machine that never goes down.
• What's the difference between a JAP and an elephant?
  10 pounds. How do you get them to be the same? Force feed the elephant....
• How do you tickle a JAP? Gucci, Gucci, Gucci.
• I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
• CFE Call Field Engineer [What do you call them?]
• What do you call a female clown? A Clunt :-)