What Do You Call A Potato That Commits A Crime? A Perpetater.
What do you call a potato that commits a crime?
What do you call a potato in orbit? A spudnik.
What do you call a potato that reads the news? A commentater.
What do you call a potato that runs a country? A dictater.
Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it.
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What do you call a female clown? A Clunt :-)
What do you call a hippie with no legs? A veteran.
What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy.
It's hard to think of germicidal warfare as an international crime when much of what you do in your kitchen is part of the same war.