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What do you get when you find a worm in a prison cell? Jailbait.
What do you get when you kiss a galactic frog? Star Warts.
What do you get when you squish an android? DATA.ZIP!
What do you give a dead baby for xmas? A dead puppy.
What do you give a man who has everything? the pretty teenager asked her mother.
Encouragement, dear, she replied....
What do you give a seasick elephant? Lots of room.
What do you have to say that is worth listening to?
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes.
What do you know about show business, Mr. Valiant?" "Only that there's no business like it.
.. no business I know." -- Eddie Valiant in WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?...
What do you know of wants and feelings? Nothing...Well almost nothing.
-- Lutan and Picard, "Code of Honor", stardate 41235.25...

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