Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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What do you expect from a hog, but a grunt?
What do you expect? This was a country founded by religious nuts with guns.
What do you expect? You are, after all, nothing more than a murderer.
"And you, Your Majesty, are nothing more than a man who wants to hire a murderer....
What do you feed a Trojan horse? A latex lollipop!
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
What do you get if you cross a pit bull with Lassie?
We are not sure, but we know that after it chews you up, it goes for help....
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a chicken?
I don't know, but you have to saw the eggs open....
What do you get if you cross Dan Quayle with a pit bull?
You get a Vice President people will pay attention to!...
What do you get if you play New Age music backwards? New Age music
What do you get when you cross a highway with a bicycle? Run over.

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