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• What do you call a JAP on a water bed? Lake Placid.
• What do you call a JAP on waterbed? A cherry float.
• What's the difference between a JAP and an elephant?
  10 pounds. How do you get them to be the same? Force feed the elephant....
• What do you get when you cross a JAP with a computer? A machine that never goes down.
• How do you tickle a JAP? Gucci, Gucci, Gucci.
• How do you know when a JAP had an orgasm? She drops her nail file.
• What is a JAP's favorite house Living room, diningroom, no kitchen and no bedroom.
• What's different between a computer and a JAP? A computer goes down.
• What three words will a JAP never hear? "Attention, K-Mart Shoppe