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What do you call a potato that reads the news? A commentater.
What do you call a potato that runs a country? A dictater.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full!
What do you call a sadistic Dentist who rides a motorcycle and wears a black leather jacket?
The Leader of the Plaque....
What do you call a short psychic who escapes from prison? A small medium at large.
What do you call a ski slope covered in blondes? Frosted flakes.
What do you call a well-hung bear? Genital Ben.
What do you call frogs sauteed in egg and milk? Fried toads. -- Loni Anderso
What do you call guys that hang out with musicians? Drummers.
What do you call someone who's 1/2 Mexican? Sorta-Rica
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