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Well, gentlemen. Just enought time to say toodlie pipsky. -- Liste
We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm the root user.
We'll get along fine as soon as you realize that I'm God!
We'll give you piece de resistance and a tour de force.
Well, God gave me a bust. What am I supposed to do with it? -- Martha Mitchell
We'll go over to my cousins' and play on the schlip and schlide! It'd be schweet! -- David Spade
Well, guys, I'm sorry my activities in the last town got us all tarred and feathered, but you're not going to hold that against me, are you?
We 'll have a swashing and a martial outside, As many other mannish cowards have.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act i, Sc. 3...
We'll have to make our own luck from now on. -- Louis Wu "Ringworld
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