Related:

• Cat: What is it? Rimmer: It's a rent in the space-time continuum.
  Cat: What is it? Lister: The stasis room freezes time, you know, makes time stand still....
• Lister: Well, if you've got some amazing secret plan up your sleeve, Kryten, now's the time to mention it.
  Kryten: No plan, sir -- no sleeves. -- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...
• Rimmer: But that was a barroom brawl, that was a common pub fight, a shambolic drunken set-to.
  Lister: ...which you started. Rimmer: I just made an innocuous comment....
• Cat: My stomach has been pumped and now I'm hungry!
  Man, I just /have/ to eat! Lister: Rimmer's dad has died....
• I am NOT a cynic - I just remember last time too well!
• Bart: "Sir, did you lose your arm in the war?" Herman (?
  ): "Well, let's just say that the next time your teacher tells you not to stick your arm out the bus window, you DO IT!...
• Lister: Look at what he's given me for dinner: a pea on toast.
  One pea. I tell you, I'm that far from cracking....
• Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
  .. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
• Nyaa. It's the old back firing time gauntlet trick. -- Lister in Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'