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• There is no doubt I should be tarred and feathered. -- Richard Sexto
• Wiggum: You! Big Daddy: Welcome to my maison, Chief.
  I've been expecting you. Wiggum: Is that so, Big Daddy?...
• Lisa: Hey, Bart. How's your arm? Bart: It's all right.
  I was hoping they'd give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do....
• How well I feathered my nest.
• Chalmers: Skinner! Skinner: [startled] Superintendent Chalmers.
  Chalmers: The whole town's in an uproar about your sleazy shenanigans....
• Bart: Listen, Ned Flanders murdered his wife! Home
  But why? She's such a fox. [Marge scowls at him] I mean, what's on Fox tonight?...
• Soldier: Ooh, sorry. We don't normally drive these in the Air Force.
  Wiggum: [cuffing Bob] Got ya, ha ha, you...TV-hating mutant!...
• Hapablap: What in the world according to Garp -- ? Those are my dress towels.
  [tries the locked door] Who's in my private washroom?...
• Homer walks dejected through the empty alley] Home
  [voice-over] My marketing plan attracted a record number of police and fire officials....