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Well done is better than well said. -- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
Well done, Lads. In record time, you killed ALL of the terrorists.
Unfortunately, you've killed all the hostages as well....
Well, don't look at ME. Ask the troll.
Well... everybody's being very careful, these days, sexually, but there are still several pockets of promiscuity.
.. the Marines and the Evangelists. -- Mark Russell...
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me.
Well, fancy giving money to the Government! Might as well have put it down the drain.
Fancy giving money to the Government! Nobody will see the stuff again....
Well, Farrow was rather moving, my lord.
Well feed me bran and call me irregular!
Well, for one thing, I find that I no longer win every golf game I play.
-- George Bush, on life after the presidency....
Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw." -- Heather, "Heathers", movie

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