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• It did what? Well, it's not supposed to do that.
• Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, I'm in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do?
  Rachel's all like, "I love you and, and let's work on this....
• How am I supposed to know what a rhetorical question is?
• Can you recommend a way to counter the effect? Simple, change the gravitational constant of the universe.
  What?! Change the gravitational constant of the universe, thereby altering the mass of the asteroid....
• Marge: Well, leave it to good ol' Mary Bailey to finally step in and do something about that hideous genetic mutation.
  Homer: [snort] Mary Bailey. Well, if I was governor, I'd sure find better things to do with my time....
• Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
  It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like me?...
• Bart: What am I supposed to do here? Homer: Nothing.
  Just sit. I'll be back. [walks away, revealing a giant "Laramie Slims" billboard, featuring a girl in lingerie having a pillow fight with another girl in a skimpy shirt and panties] [time passess....
• Samuel Goldwyn: What kind of dancing does Martha Graham do?
  Associate: Modern dancing. Samuel Goldwyn: I don't want her then, modern dancing is so old fashioned....
• Tasha, you're not supposed to be here. "Where am I supposed to be?
  Dead. "Do you know how?" No. But, I do know that it was an empty death, a death without purpose....