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Two farmers were boasting about the strongest kind of wind they'd seen.
"Out here in California," said one, "I've seen the fiercest wind in my life....
Two, four, six, eight; being Gay is as good as Straight!
Two friends, two bodies with one soul inspir'd.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Iliad of Homer, Book xvi, Line 267...
Two great American narcotics: Alchohol and Christianity.
Two great Tennesseans: Charlie and Jack Daniels.
Two guys walk into a bar... *clang* *clang* "OOF!" "OW!" -- SLR
Two hands upon the breast, And labour 's done; Two pale feet crossed in rest, The race is won.
-- Dinah M. Mulock (1826-?) -- Now and Afterward...
Two heads are better then one. -- John Heywood (c. 1565) -- Proverbes, Part i, Chap. ix
Two heads are more numerous than one.
Two inches taller than spherical.

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