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Two weeks after I was born my mother tried to have an abortion .
.. When you're not wanted they never like you. All I heard when I grew up wa...
Two women were talking about that recent birth of quintuplets.
One woman says, "Did you know that happens only once in four million times?...
Two words: nuclear fucking weapons. -- Denis Leary
Two words you don't want to hear in the men's room: "Nice dick
Two working-class expressions that seem to be creeping upwards are
Two writes don't make a novel!
Two wrongs are only the beginning. -- Kohn's Corollary to Murphy's Law
Two wrongs do not make a right; it usually takes three or more.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they come DAMN close!

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