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Two sure ways to tell a sexy male; the first is, he has a bad memory. I forget the second.
Two swords slashing at each other only sharpen one another.
Two teachers were out for a coke after Friday afternoon classes dismissed.
Says one to the other, "If there is anything to this reincarnation business, I'd love to come back as a childhood disease....
Two, ten, eleven. Eyes, fingers, toes. -- Gomez Addam
Two things are certain about science. It does not stand still for long, and it is never boring.
Two things fill the mind with ever new and increasing wonder and awe- the starry heavens above me, and the moral law within me.
-- Immanuel Ka...
Two things I do value a lot, intimacy and the capacity for joy, didn't seem to be on anyone else's list.
I felt like the stranger in a strange land, and decided I'd better not marry the natives. -- R...
Two things I hate: People that can't count.
Two things I like the best in life -- hot cars and fast women.
Two things most people can't stand are to lose 25 pounds and have no one notice or comment, or to have a tropical suntan and have no one even so much as mention it.

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