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Two "C" Words: Custer and Conservative.
Two degrees off square.
Two depraved elements in the universe: Feminizm & Lawyers.
'Two drunken souls trying to save each other, but they can't save themselves.' -- Tom Clancy
Two drunks sitting at the bar. One drunk says, "Hey, did you hear about the new ice cubes with the hole in the middle?
The other drunk says, "Whaddya mean hear about 'em? I married one!" -- Hap Ha...
Two dumbs; know too much, know too little!!
Two Egg High School is so unfriendly and hostile, the school newspaper has an obituary page.
-- Rocky Ray...
Two elephants fell off a cliff. Boom Boom.
Two farm boys are just sitting day dreaming when a cow strolls by.
Man," says the first boy, "if only that was a woman....
Two farmers, each claimed to own a certain cow. While one pulled on it's head and the other on the tail, the cow was milked by a lawyer.

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