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Two recent recruits were in boot camp. They overheard two mosquitoes talking, both of which were large.
The first said to the second "Shall we eat him here?" And the Second responded, "Yeh, because...
Two rights don't make a wrong, but three will get you back on the freeway. -- James Wesley Jackso
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.
-- Robert Frost, The Road Not Take...
Two rules we should always have ready,--that there is nothing good or evil save in the will
and that we are not to lead events, but to follow them....
Two sages were standing on a bridge over a stream. One said to the other, "I wish I were a fish.
They are so happy." The other replied, "How do you know whether fish are happy or not?...
Two saucers short of a tea-service.
Two's company. Three's a trend.
Two's company, three's the result!
Two seals fell off a cliff. Arf Arf
Two seemingly incompatible conceptions can each represent the truth.
... They may serve in turn to represent the facts without ever entering into direct conflict....

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