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• And as we wind on down the road, our shadow's taller than our soul.
• You may be redneck... if your truck is taller than your house.
• What has roots as nobody sees, Is taller than trees, Up, up it goes, And yet never grows?
• The average cucumber is at least six inches long. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• Love is a poster on a post office wall, a black and white photo two inches tall, a detailed description with names and with places, a list of crimes with expressionless faces.
• If your lead pencil is less than three inches long, and still equipped with a virgin eraser, you are about as close to perfection as this world will allow you to be.
• A photo is displayed of Senator Dan Quayle holding a pumpkin to the left of his head.
  ] "Here's an Update Quiz: what's the difference between these two spherical objects?...
• Rachel: What? It's true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
  Dr. Green: Come on! You're just titling! [to Ross] Her legs are fine!...
• The world is an 8000 mile in diameter spherical pile of shit.