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  Working today's game will be one referee, a head linesman, and two officers from the Narcotics Division....
• I call Christianity the *one* great curse, the *one* great intrinsic depravity
  he *one* great instinct for revenge for which no expedient is sufficiently poisonous, secret, subterranean, *petty* -- I call it the *one* mortal blemish of mankind....
• An American is a man with two arms and four wheels. -- A Chinese child
• Call waiting is great if you have two friends!
• Two great Tennesseans: Charlie and Jack Daniels.
• Given a choice between two bald political candidates, the American people will vote for the less bald of the two.
  -- Vic Gold...
• Christianity: Please help find the cure.