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Two men were out fishing. They noticed a squirrel go out on a downed limb, to retrieve a nut sitting at the very end of the limb.
As the squirrel got to the end of the limb, a giant catfish jumped f...
TWO METER OPERATORS do it with very high frequency.
Two minutes in the penalty box for gross punning.
Two monks went fishing in an electron river. The first monk drew out his network, and out flopped a hacker.
The second monk cried, "The poor hacker! How can it live outside of the network?" The f...
Two monologues do not make a dialogue. -- De Nevers' Law of Debate
Two mortuaries have closed recently, due to (oh, sorry about this, really I am) the stiff competition!
wonkie: /twon'kee/ n. The software equivalent of a Twinkie (a variety of sugar-loaded junk food, or (in gay slang) the male equivalent of `chick')
a useless `feature' added to look sexy a...
Two of perfect virtue: one dead, the other yet unborn.
Two of the worst things we teach our children are that a knowledge of science is nice but not necessary, and a knowledge of sex is necessary but not nice.
Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution. -- Edward Telle

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