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Two sheep short of a sweater.
Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: * English well talking. * Here speeching American.
Two silkworms were having a race, but it ended in a tie.
Two socks short of a pair.
Two sodium atoms are walking along the street when one stops and says, "Oh my God, I think I've lost an electron!
"Are you sure?" asks the other sodium atom. "Yes," replies the first sodium atom, "I...
Two souls in one, two hearts into one heart.
-- Du Bartas (1544-1590) -- Divine Weekes and Workes, Sixth Day...
Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Von Munch Bellinghausen (1806-1871) -- Ingomar the Barbarian, Act ii...
Two soviet ships collide, one dies.
Two stars keep not their motion in one sphere. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act v, Sc.
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Two suits short of a full deck (a half-wit).

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