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Two little mice went swimming. And one of the mice started to drown.
The other mouse dragged him out and tried to save him....
Two lost cluster's found in the writer's brain!
Two may keep counsel, if two be away. -- Heywood (1497-1580)
Two may talk and one may hear, but three cannot take part in a conversation of the most sincere and searching sort.
-- Emerso...
Two meanings have our lightest fantasies,-- One of the flesh, and of the spirit one.
-- James Russell Lowell (1819-1891) -- Sonnet xxxiv, (ed. 1844.)...
Two men came before Nasrudin when he was magistrate.
The first man said, This man has bitten my ear -- I demand compensation....
Two men jump from an airplane. The first pulls the cord--and the chute works perfectly.
The second pulls the cord--and nothing happens. He keeps falling straight down....
Two men look out from the same bars: One sees the mud, and one sees the stars.
-- Frederick Langbridge...
Two men once wrote to Mark Twain. Not having his address, they marked the envelope, Mark Twain God knows where They received a response from him
He did....
Two men say they're Jesus. One of them must be wrong. -- Mark Knopfle

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