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Two things only a man cannot hide: that he is drunk and that he is in love. -- Antiphane
Two things that usually show up around the same time, spider webs and company.
Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water.
The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters....
Two Thousand Pounds!: Juan To
wo-to-the-N: quant. An amount much larger than {N} but smaller than {infinity}.
I have 2-to-the-N things to do before I can go out for lunch" means you probably won't show up....
Two truths are told, As happy prologues to the swelling act Of the imperial theme.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act i, Sc. 3...
Two undeniable truths: 1) God exists and 2) You're not Him.
Two urns by Jove's high throne have ever stood,-- The source of evil one, and one of good.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Iliad of Homer, Book xxiv, Line 663...
Two voices are there: one is Jed, one is Al; each is a drunken voice.
Two ways to drive a Hummer: Get rich or join the army.
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