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• Some kids get paid to be good. Mine are good for nothing.
• Peter's Perfect People Palliative Each of us is a mixture of good qualities and some (perhaps) not-so-good qualities.
  In considering our fellow people we should remember their good qualities and realize that their faults only prove that they are, after all, human....
• If you are good for nothing else you can stil serve as a bad example -- Peter l. Berge
• Good salesmen and good repairmen will never go hungry. -- R.E. Schenk
• If some child has to be bribed to be good, that child will often take the lesson and turn out to be good, for nothing.
• Some people need a good imaginary cure for their painful imaginary ailment.
• By robbing Peter he paid Paul.
• A lawyer shows up at the pearly gates. St. Peter says, "Normally we don't let you people in here but you're in luck, we have a special this week.
  You go to hell for the length of time you were alive, then you get to come back up here for eternity....